Notices to the scene

1) Can you please stop wearing those Cajun Dance Party T-shirts. This will act as a protest to Cajun to put some better fucking artwork on their T-shirts. If you insist on wearing them can you please use some tip-ex to change it to "Asian Dance Party" which is obviously far more hilarious.


2) All-ages concerts are called "all ages" instead of "underage" so that they can get away with serving booze to minors. They are not called all ages so that old men can watch average indie bands with a bunch of 12-year-olds jumping up and down in front of them. Just to be absolutely clear on this, if you are over 21 and going to an all-ages gig, you are definitely a paedophile.

3) Jack Penate is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.

4) You do realise that LDN is a victim is taking the piss out of you, don't you?

5) What?!? You don't even read the NME and you think the Arctic Monkeys are overrated!!!?! OMGZZ!! You're like so subversive and fucking the mainstream man. It's like Anarchy in your brain. Errrrrrrr, no. Get some proper opinions.

That is all for now. Feel free to add your own. Ta.