Things that we love #1: Bastardised French electro pop

Oh for god’s sake Fergie (Black Eyed Peas token whore), nobody’s buying it. Crappy, less than subtle, innuendos about your humps and your London Bridge are not sexy. Repulsive, cheap, pathetic, artistically void, embarrassing: perhaps. But not sexy.

17-year-old French indie and electro darling Uffie telling “icky sticky bitches and fetish friendly freaks” they can’t touch her, as she is, after all, a “cold ass bitch who ain’t ready to suck.” That’s sexy.

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Hot Chick - Uffie

Underage and uber cool, The Teenagers first record role-plays between two cousins-in-law after they’ve had dirty sex. The band also get girls to send pics to their myspace with “I love the teenagers” written across their tits. That’s sexy.

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Homecoming - The Teenagers

Dancefloor kings Justice, when not contributing to the dancefloor hit of the decade “We are your friends,” are busy making grimey industrial floorfillers that thousands of scenesters can grind to at the discotheque. Pulsating beats that makes indie girls wanna dance? Um, that’s sexy.

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Phantom - Justice
So Fergie can you please put your tired Labia away and let the French do what they’re best at. Je t’aime.